Black Vladimir Putin arrested for screaming in supermarket

The President of Russia has never gone HAM in a West Palm Beach Publix, so obviously its not that Vladimir Putin.

This Vladimir Putin was arrested after cops responded to a report that a man was screaming at employees at the grocery store in Florida.

Putin told police he had missed his ride, which would never happen to the other Putin.

According to a police report, he also refused to give officers his name. We can’t imagine why.

West Palm Beach Putin, which is a really great alias he should consider, was charged with resisting and/or obstructing an officer without violence.

No word on whether he’s retained a lawyer.